What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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