i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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