i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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