he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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