Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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