spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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