She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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