she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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