Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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