thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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