You're earring is so big in my mouth
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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