it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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