All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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