There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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