That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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