Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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