All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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