i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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