i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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