This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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