Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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