Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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