there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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