Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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