I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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