i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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