i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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