you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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