He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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