I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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