he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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