Having a random hookup so left but love u
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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