I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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