I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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