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(903): View more from Texas

I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer

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... I'm KD

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.

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(541): View more from Oregon

he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude

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(613): View more from Ontario

On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?

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(703): View more from Virginia

you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If I was 5 years younger and single...

(413): View more from Massachusetts

She STILL wouldn't fuck you.

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!

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