he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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