There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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