so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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