We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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