They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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