Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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