Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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