Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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