Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
did you just send me my own nude
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
