it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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