And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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