Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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