And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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