are you still at the devil's house?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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