I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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