I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
false alarm. still invincible.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
