i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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