Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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