what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I think people are normalizing furries
Dear god my vagina.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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