I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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