I don't think brook has ever known best
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
