what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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