I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i barfeds in our rink
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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